We here at Dark Matter Knits design studios like to encourage delinquency in our youngest members of society, and so I have created the Better Pocket Scarf, just right for tucking sticky, sticky candy into.
This is all part of my campaign to come up with better knits for boys. The idea is simple: if we start from what they want — instead of what we want them to want — and figure out how to knit that, maybe they’ll actually use what we knit for them.
And what my son wants is POCKETS. Big, deep pockets on every piece of clothing. Pockets into which he can cram all manner of things and then promptly forget about them so that in the washing machine several days later they turn the family laundry into an ink-stained, gum-fused monstrosity. Pockets that can withstand 80 interesting rocks from a hike, an uncapped pen, a half-chewed piece of fruit leather, a gnawing reptile of some sort, and a small explosive device.
If this is the tall order, knitted fabric does not seem to be the ideal metier, but we are knitters, by gum, and we can make ANYTHING WITH YARN. With, in this case, a little bit of plastic thrown in for good measure. So this scarf’s pockets each have hidden inside a plastic CD sleeve so that no matter what gets tucked into those pockets, the yarn blissfully goes on thinking it is being worn by a middle-aged shut-in with manicured nails.
Oh, and also, the scarf has cool shaping (the pockets are knit like hats so that you can knit all the lovely color work in the round) and a fun color scheme courtesy of the affordable Berroco Vintage.
The scarf appears in the just-released Winter 2012 issue of Petite Purls, which is a beautifully produced online magazine of free knitting, crochet, and sewing patterns for children. This issue focuses on accessories, and — I’m warning you — you just might collapse from how sweet they are. I’m especially partial to Alison Stewart-Guinee’s mittens made to look like the Fantastic Mr. Fox. And I want to bottle her kid’s geeky cuteness.
All right, now, get back to work! I’ve got to go get my teeth cleaned, which is so much more fun than anything else I could be doing right now.
** Bonus points to you if you know the song from the title. (It’s one of my favorites — one of the best song bridges ever — though the video creeps me out.)
Beautiful scarf, so beautiful. He is very handsome too. Blessing him. Thank you, with my love, nia
Thank you for the kind words.
Love, love, love everything about that scarf! Bravo!
(Also, I might need one for myself.)
Thank you, Katie! It would be super easy to scale up to adult size. Seeing your comment makes me want to design with your yarn again. I’m going to have to give that a think…
I like this scarf! I can see tons of matchbox cars being stuffed in there.
EXACTLY.
Scarf adn photos, so cute and professional.
Thank you! It was my first attempt at a more full-on photo shoot. I’m glad it’s coming off well!
I love this scarf for ME! hehe. I also love Jane’s Addiction. This was my favorite song (and video) when I was your son’s age.
Oh yeah! You can totally lengthen it and it’s yours. Viva la Jane.
Jane’s Addiction, “Been Caught Stealing.”
I love the scarf and what a great idea about the sleeve inserts.
Ah, it makes me happy how many people know that song. Thanks for your comment — I’m glad you like the sleeve insert idea!
I think this would be grand for me. Cell phone in the pocket would be handy. Chapstick and ipod. Breath mints. 3 x 5s. Large rocks to be swung wildly around my head when I’m feeling threatened, like in a prison riot. I’ll stop, but I could go on.
Are you sure you want to stop because I was really enjoying the idea of you swinging rocks wildly during a prison riot and was excited to see where that was going next…. 🙂 Anyway, clearly you’re going to need two of these scarves so you have enough pocket room.
So, great scarf… but now you owe me for making me look up the video. Ummm yea, creepy!!
Ha! Yeah, that is definitely one of the weirder song-to-video translations I’ve ever seen.